priest-of-rage: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
rnedia: drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
perksoflikinggirls: sex-pun: a relationship is like a house if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb. unless that house is a lying whore then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on. this makes me crack up every time. hahaha
deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
fandomsandfeminism: sebuttstian: storieswithinastory: If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option. if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option. If you’re “mature” enough to eat, you’re mature enough to get food poisoning....
kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
forsciencejohn: when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”